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Diablo 2 Speak
Alright, me and my brother were helping my mom clean up the kitchen, but we would only talk in Diablo 2 quotes or with Diablo 2 references. We both play Sorcs, so we said everything in that somewhat masculine feminine voice which made it even funnier, and my mom had NO idea what was going on. So here are some random funny things that happened during that time.
Mom: Get me a cleaning towel
Cory: Not in town! I can’t!
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Mom: Nico, throw this sponge out, it’s really disgusting
Me: My Inventory is full.
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Mom: Where did Cory go? Tell him to get back in here!
Me: No! He is busy killing Mephisto and the Lords of Destruction!
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[I walk up the stairs after taking the garbage down]
Cory: [in Warriv's voice]: Welcome Traveler!
Me: [in Warriv's voice] Go East?
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Me: Mom, I cleansed the Den of Evil!
Mom: uhh … [confused]
Kazuaki Kiriya presents Two Utada Hikaru fantasies
I made these as jokes. There are tons of typos, but yeah. Click on the pictures for a bigger version ;p Utada showed blatant lesbianism is her song “Celebrate”, and when I thought of making this, it was just too funny to pass it.
Jessica Alba will get a "Hikki" in the most inappropriate places.
The 3 gals go at it.
