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Bagless Vacuums and Evil Marketing

Marketing people are as evil as lawyers, if not more so. I mean think about it. Marketing people made everyone believe that bagless vacuums, iPods, and Starbucks Coffee are worth the investment. You know if we had been brought up with bagless vacuums, and these magical bagged ones came along, we’d be like “wow, you just throw away the bag? You don’t have to clean out the canister all the time? Wow, how convenient!”

-Lauren Penn (theycallmedelimeat.blogspot.com)

She’s a total genius.  It’s so true.

a friend’s distress

my friend Gina and my cousin Becky (who happen to be best friends) are sleeping over my house today.  It’s because the can’t stay at Becky’s and Gina is too depressed to go back home.  Her mom had yelled at Gina and her brother and stormed out of the house, saying “I’m tired of Vinnie always yellnig at me, Mika always asking me for money, and you always asking me for rides, I can’t take it any more!” and stormed out of the house.

She also said “Mike is 18, I’m leaving, he can take care of you.  You can fend for yourselves!”.  Gina started running out of the house crying, while Mike was also bawling, with Gina saying “Just abandon us like dad did!”  Gina’s father had did years earlier.  Gina ended up gonig to her neighbor Kimba’s house, but called Becky and me, because we have been best friends since we were all seriously about two years old, so yeah.  She needs her best friends.

I will update you on this.